Ok, so by now I think we can determine that you're visiting my site on purpose. Why, I cannot say. I guess that means that I need to talk about myself.

My real name is Patrick ******. I'm sixteen years old, living in the Northwest of the good old US of A. I attend ***** High School, and will be entering my junior year this year. Exciting, I know. When I'm not talking about myself on useless webpages that nobody will ever see, I'm usually busy surfing the internets, checking to see if webcomics have been updated (Penny Arcade has nothing on VG Cats, I'm sorry), or playing video games. Or, I'll be papercrafting (a new hobby that I'll probably give up by the time I finish writing this), drawing, or reading manga.

I play quite a few video games, although lately I've been focusing on other media such as television, the interwebs, and music. The latter is the most worrisome, because I swore once that I would never get sucked into the iHype, but here I am, months later (year later sounded so much less impressive), downloading Flogging Molly onto my tiny black Pop Tart. Which brings me to my next point; I like Flogging Molly, Weird Al Yankovich, and misc. other artists/groups that have caught my fancy. As a general rule, though, outside of these two artists, I go on songs I like rather than groups. Therefore, you'll find Cherry Poppin' Daddies, Harry and the Potters, Joe Satriani, Enya, and The Police (to name a few) on my iPod with only one or two songs in each.

...Wait! My original point in the above paragraph was the games I like! Well, to get belatedly back on topic, I'm currently playing Lost Planet, Death Jr. II, Animal Crossing: Wild World, Odin Sphere, and assorted free online MMORPGs. I'm what certain experts like to call a "casual gamer", not in the sense that Bejeweled on my cellphone is "hardcore" to me, but that I'm not all that good and don't pursue further talent. I play for enjoyment, not to get some masochistic kick out of getting the last Achievement on Gears of War on the hardest difficulty setting (Extreme? Legendary? Painful?). It's a hobby, not a lifestyle. My Gamerprofile is chaos730, so feel free to look me up sometime.

I enjoy manga, too, and am currently reading Naruto (vol. 15), and Bleach (vol. 20). I'm not a "Narutard", and I will kill you if you say otherwise. It is in fact possible to like the series without cosplaying and buying the merchandise and quoting the show.

Speaking of shows, I watch those sometimes! Specifically, I watch Family Guy. Um... I really don't watch that much else, which is a little shocking to me. I was expecting an extensive list of like two items, and here I am with just one! For shame. Actually, I'm kidding. I watch American Inventor, America's Got Talent (mainly so I can laugh at "The Hoff"), and Heroes, as well as Las Vegas, occasionally Lost, and assorted old sitcoms that have been finished for years now (Friends, 8 Simple Rules, etc.).

Let's see... what's left. I like to draw. A lot. I'm hoping to get a job as a concept artist for a company like Square-Enix, but we'll see how that fantasy plays out. If you want to see my skills of an artist (if you don't get that reference, get off my site), check out my DeviantArt profile, spaceinvader91.

I think that's it. If I think of more, I'll add it. Goodbye. *signing out*