Welcome to Green-Gamer.net, a website devoted to one man, whose bravery, cunning, and charisma did absolutely nothing to shape the face of gaming. Actually... we're not entire sure that he has any of these traits. Or a website. Now we're just confused... and hungry... great, now we want McDonald's... *leaves*

Um... if the above sentence didn't elicit even one chuckle, chortle, laugh, or sneeze, you're most likely in the wrong place. Anyway, this site is all about me. If you want to learn more about who "me" is, check out the "About Me" page. Or, if by some stretch of the imagination, you're looking for content of some sort, read ahead.

If you want to see my completely biased opinion of the games I've bought, visit Game Reviews. To see my drawings, go to the Gallery. Or, if you just want to hear me rant about whatever's new in my life at the moment, check out my blog. Check back often, as I'd dearly love the traffic and new content will be added... well, maybe not as often as I'd like, but every once in a while.

Ok, I'm done talking. You don't have to leave, but you sure as heck can't stay on this page.